Official Retraction Notice:

We are pleased to announce the formal retraction of this study from the International Journal of Rejection.

Despite the best efforts of Reviewer 2 to find fatal methodological flaws, the authors successfully navigated the peer-review process at the The Example Journal. As this work is no longer “orphaned science” and has found a traditional home, it is now struck from our records of the rejected. We wish the authors continued success in their now-validated careers.